How to Hack a N.O.S.E. System (otherwise known as N.A.S.A.L. System)

1) Find a really good N.O.S.E. system in your house or at school. You
   should also find a secluded area where you will be hacking N.O.S.E.
   
2) Once you have found this place, and have your N.O.S.E. system ready to
   go, pull out your index finger for later use. The index finger will be 
   used for entering your access code.

3) After steps 1 and 2 are complete, stick your index finger in the N.O.S.E.
   you will be hacking. This is probably THE most important step in 
   N.O.S.E. hacking.

4) Start wiggling index finger once you are in the N.O.S.E. system. Wiggle
   until you feel crustations within the N.O.S.E. system. 

5) The next step is rather difficult so be careful. Once you have confir-
   mation that you have found a crustation within the N.O.S.E. system, 
   stick your thumb in the N.O.S.E. and grab the crustation.

What to do with the Crustation you have hacked:

The crustation you have just come upon has many uses. I always stick my
crustations to a local payphone or the handle of someone's car door. What-
ever it is that you intend to use the crustation for, have a good time and
be careful. You are now a N.O.S.E. hacker and you are the king of your 
domain. 
Kaos [N.O.S.E. hacker]