*File Description: Girlspeak To English Dictionary* >>> She says English >>> --------- ------- >>> You want You want >>> We need I want >>> It's your decision The correct decision should be >>> obvious by now >>> Do what you want You'll pay for this later >>> We need to talk I need to complain >>> Sure...go ahead I don't want you to. >>> I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. >>> You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat >>> a lot. >>> You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think >>> about? >>> I'm not emotional! And I'm not I'm on my period. >>> overreacting! >>> >>> Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. >>> This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. >>> I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, >>> wallpaper... >>> Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there! >>> I heard a noise I noticed you were almost >>> asleep. >>> Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something >>> expensive. >>> How much do you love me? I did something today you're >>> really not going to >>> like.. >>> I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a >>> good game on T.V. >>> >>> Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. >>> You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. >>> Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.] >>> Yes No >>> No No >>> Maybe No >>> I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. >>> Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd >>> better get get used to it.AA >>> I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I >>> think this is important. >>> >>> >>> In answer to the question "What's wrong?" >>> >>> The same old thing. Nothing. >>> Nothing. Everything. >>> Everything. My PMS is acting up. >>> Nothing, really. It's just that you're such an >>> asshole. >>> I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up >>> evidence against you. ___________________________________________________________________________________ The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say: 10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8) I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7) Her tits are just too big. 6) Sometimes I just want to be held. 5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. 4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom. 3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 2) Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. 1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions. THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY: 10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. 8) I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7) Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. 5) This diamond is way too big! 4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. 3) Wow, it really is 14 inches! 2) Does this make my butt look too small? 1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.