Ä Area: MONTY PYTHON ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 272 Rec'd Date: 03-15-94 01:42 From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark: Subj: oriental tribute ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ I'D LIKE TO PRESENT, THE HIKER PHREAK AND "I LIKE CHINESE"... I LIKE CHINESE SPOKEN INTRO: The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger, It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why... INTRO: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please. VERSE: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, There's nine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say. CHORUS: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They come from a long way overseas, But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please. VERSE: I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess. CHORUS: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. VERSE: I like Chinese thought, The wisdom that Confucious taught, If Darwin is anything to shout about, The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt. CHORUS: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please. VERSE: (IN CHINESE) [I'm afraid the computer hasn't a Chinese key] CHORUS: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, Their food is guaranteed to please, A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees. CHORUS: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. FADE: I like Chinese, I like Chinese... COMPOSER: ERIC IDLE AUTHOR: ERIC IDLE ARRANGER: JOHN DU PREZ FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD. (1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD. NEXT... i'M TAKING A BREAK...ANY REQUESTS? -The Hiker Phreak -Brought to you in CHEESE-O-VIEW! -!- FastEcho+ RA 2.01+ Allfix+ ! Origin: Phil's Place II =RIP Graphics= [610] 252-6223 or 8633 (1:2607/303)